Officially, this is “a monumental mission to attain vital facts and statistics broken down to a 40 second masterpiece of informative Utilitarianism. Please watch, it will change your life.”

Unofficially, it’s my first dive back into comedy and satire. Partly, it was a desire to write something funny, partly an attempt to flex my design and animation muscles. Tried out some new techniques with the layout, color, and portraits.

Mostly, I’m just happy to have put a lot of time into making something that looks nice and is totally goofy!

Enjoy!